browsedankmemes:

Not taking any chances

caden:

e-seal:

zvaigzdelasas:

It be like that

I know he ate a seal

dirtyalmondskin:

pettysexual:

gluten-free-pussy:

not-your-basic-butch:

runawayrat:

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

averagefairy:

who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume

quixylvre:

bannableoffense:

pervocracy:

Proposition: when one person has to cover a shift that is normally done by two people, they get paid double.  This is both to compensate them for working twice as hard, and to remove any temptation for management to think “hey, actually that wasn’t so bad, maybe we should do this more often.”

YES

Make the pay **more** than double for that one employee so that it’s more costly than hiring 2 people like they’re supposed to do in the first place

coolcatgroup:

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

twitblr:

I feel this

hopelesslyindenial:

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

Is….the poop dancing too?

color–princess:

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

dement09:

geistygeist:

whenyougetrightdowntoit:

nakayamablog:

soulsoaker:

“XIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GO”

This was a live-action Looney Tune…

yeet

OH NO

amor:

My phone: *incoming call*
Me: 🔫👀